Being able to laugh at yourself is one of the most important things in life.

Or so said someone famous. So, in accordance with this nugget of wisdom, I shall post a little dumb joke I came across while surfing mrbrown.com (courtesy of Kai who directed me there)

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A lawyer is doing a cross-examination.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere.

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On a slightly different note, I just returned from supper w Kai at this Hainanese Curry Rice place somewhere in Hougang... Let me just say that 5 roaches and 2 rats made for the most heart-pounding, scream-inducing, exciting supper ever.