Senin, 15 Januari 2018

OK, actually this should not be a big deal.


But it suddenly got me missing Grace a lot!

Yesterday, I was on MSN trying to outwit this mutual friend (let's call him A, for Armpit.) of me and friend X. You know those stupid riddles that people like to ask sometimes, then if you get it right people think that you have a very high IQ? Yeah... anyways... friend A was trying to test me lah. So if you're my friend you would want to help me right?

That's the normal thing to do.

So anyway I got stumped by this particular question after getting the first 3 or 4 correct. So I bluffed friend A that I was talking to my project mate... (stall for time mah!...) and went to ask friend X for help, 'cos I know she likes doing this kind of mental puzzles, and of course, THINKING ALL THIS WHILE THAT SHE WAS MY FRIEND.

But nooooooo... despite my stating beforehand 'don't say I asked you this'... She actually went and told him that I asked her!!!

[At this juncture let me ask you this: I know you how long already and you know him how long huh? This goes to show what nursing a crush on/falling head over heels for someone can do to you... friendships all throw out the window already. Wah lau, my dignity at stake here can.]

OK, nevermind, I can overlook this cos maybe she didn't read that little line beforehand...

Then he asked me another 2 questions I think. Then the second time I got stumped I decided not to ask friend X for help anymore (not sure whether can trust her or not)... SO, I went to Google for the answer. Google is the most powerful tool on the Net nowsadays I tell ya. And I found it in a jiffy.

Then she very proudly gave me the answer for the question I was Googling for.... to which I replied 'No need lah... I Googled for it...' thinking that I could trust her to keep her mouth shut since she already knows what's going on... BUT NOOOOOOOOO.....

Friend X very smartly declared to Friend A (it's the pheromones on overdrive I tell you...) that I WENT TO GOOGLE FOR THE ANSWER!!!

WAH LAU. ULTIMATE BETRAYAL I TELL YOU. Never felt so betrayed in my whole life. Ok lah, maybe except for this particular incident in Sec 1 which left a very big scar on my young impressionable mind. Buy me a Corona and I'll tell you the story. Basically, it really made me value loyalty in relationships. If you betray me once, I'll remember you for life. And your friendship will become worthless to me.

Anyways, it just got me thinking, am I overreacting or what? This is probably a mild (and quite funny) version of betrayal lah. BUT STILL, Would any other friend have done that? So I imagined... and then I realized that if it was Grace, she would straightaway gang up with me and cheat the living daylights out of that bugger who thinks he's so smart lor. How dare anyone bully my best friend! So how come friend X decided not to leh? I decided to forgive her because the real answer is that... Shhhhh... SHE LIKES FRIEND A!

So then, if Grace had liked friend A, would she have done the same? No! 'Cos Grace loves me more than any other guy in the world! Grace!! Where are youuuuu! I miss you!!! Let's go and bully Ed together! I plant candles around your void deck and declare my love for you okay? Then in the middle of the night I call you (when you are out with Ed), and ask you 'Where are you?'... Then we make Ed jealous.... LOL. Tell him Victor your new beau is damn cute and hot.