I want to complain - Part Deux

ALEX TOH PANG SAI made me and Adrian go and watch The Wedding Crashers with him. We originally wanted to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... BUT because SOMEONE already promised to watch with his girlfriend, AND did not want to watch it twice... so we had to give in to him. WAH LAU. The movie made me regret being born and having the ability to see.

This is how bad it was.

10 minutes into the movie and I was like, 'Is there a point to this movie?'

Adrian: I hope so.

Alex: (laughs.)

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Halfway through I saw Adrian using a piece of tissue on his face so I turned and asked him, 'Is the movie so bad that you're crying?'

Adrian: No, I'm just so bored that I'm squeezing my pimples.

Alex: (laughs.)

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And, at intermittent periods, I would turn towards Alex and threaten to kill and maim him and cook soup with his decapitated body parts and feed them to the dogs.

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SO. Please, please, please, DO NOT EVER WATCH IT. Unless you're being paid to, or you have some masochistic urge to damage your eyesight.