I remember a few days ago Adrian complained to me over lunch that after he read my entry about the shift of power between couples, he wanted to go and bang his head against the wall for having wasted several minutes of his life reading that post. He also thinks that several of his brain cells have been destroyed as a result of a reading of that post. I tell you now, that is nothing compared to what you are about to read. The following is an extract from a post of a (probably teenage) girl, who is probably still in secondary school, and going through much angst. Still, I'm sure there are secondary school girls out there who can write much more intelligent posts. You have been warned. Here goes:
SEXY SALLY
OH MY GOSH.
today i was like SO sick, and i couldn't like get up?
yeah because i had a really bad sore throat?
and i missed the people in school like so much? yeah, totally.
i hate school , NOT.
and and ohmy gosh!
i went to the docs, he said i over-exert?
yeah yeah, maybe not.
anyway, he was SO hot.
then i did maths? cool huh (:
i like SO SO love maths.
not.
i re-did my maths just as ray suggested?
i am SOOO good (:
yeah, i bet my GIRLFRIENDS missed me too? right?
RIGHT.
oh my my , i think i sound diferent. ugh, might be my lipgloss.
they are like totally wrong today!
oh, somebody remind me to put on my new sexy pink one next week for my oral exam (:
because i lost my voice ):
sorry, i guess my headache got me a little cranky. (:
And like, do I have a brain? Like, my lipgloss killed a few brain cells? And like, why do all my statements end in a question even when they're not supposed to?
I always wondered to myself why my brother (who is currently 16) is still single and doesn't seem to be doing any active chasing of girls. I finally understood why today. If all the girls whom he hangs out with are like that... it's no wonder he isn't expending any energy chasing them. He's already using up a lot of strength trying not to throttle girls like these to shut up.
Incidentally, the titlebar of her blog says 'my style is like a chemical spill'.
Go ahead, laugh your head off.
