I have like a million random things to blog about... most of them my usual crappy stuff. Off the top of my head:

1) One day when I'm rich enough I will open bottles at Zouk and get all my friends to dress up as Ah-Mas. We will sit around the reserved table playing chinese chess and Kai will sew her cross stitch while I knit my wool sweater. Lei will be playing Weiqi or Chinese Chess with Ru. All this will happen amidst the Umm-Zi Umm Zi music at Phuture. The waiters cannot chase us out because we spend a lot of money there. We will especially pick Wednesday Nights to attempt this amazing feat. It will be SO COOL... ahahahhaa. Hot Ah Mas Rule can.

2) I think in every respectable office toilet which has 2 or 3 cubicles there is an unspoken golden rule or etiquette, if you may, in exiting the toilet. This is especially important if, for example, you are attempting big business in the toilet. (Yes, amazingly, ladies excrete waste matter too.) Let me explain. For instance, if you are about to shit - you enter when there is no one else inside the toilet. Somehow it is better when there isn't anyone else to --- Okay you know what, I will save this for the next drinking session where we can be truly crappy. Literally. This theory is a bit too long to explain here. If you can already guess what I am about to say, then, wow, you are truly a genius too. Respect.

3) Visited Ministry of Sound recently to support a good friend's pageant preview... He won Mr Popularity (the only prize of the night, by the way) -- I think a big part of it might be 'cos we stole votes from other people's picture frames to paste on his picture. (That's how the votes were tallied.) Hurhurhur.