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You are unusually restless and interested in travel, foreign affairs, and higher education. Scientific research may even capture your imagination. You bring your well-known grounded Taurean common sense to all your explorations, whether physical or theoretical, along with an honorary Capricornian logic and ability to see the big picture. You approach a balance of powers in a reasoned and diplomatic way, and you are put off when others behave in ways that strike you as less than rational. You may be learning the hard lessons that life-and humans especially-aren't always predictable, fair, or rational. This has had the benefit of preparing you for some highly illogical situations in life.
You are a rock, grounded by kindness. You bring a sense of optimism to your search for truth, although tempered by a natural reluctance to jump to premature conclusions. You have buoyancy that is not common to most Taureans, and your blend of happiness and wisdom encourages a legion of fans to populate around you wherever you go. An affectionate Aries awakens your hidden fire, and you can engage in safe-but-exciting sex with a cautious Scorpio.
Your greatest challenge is to weigh your caution against your optimism, and your greatest strength is your patient perseverance against all odds.

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I have 'a legion of fans'... MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

'safe-but-exciting sex with a cautious Scorpio'??? No way man... the last 2 (or was it 3?) guys I dated were both(all) Scorpios... no more Scorpios for me! (Unless of course, you are a Scorpio but you are also rich, good-looking and own a nice car and a nice apartment/house)